I was just looking back on some of my recent rants about Chris Christie, and it dawns on me that he LOVES to talk about 5% raises for teachers (even though that is a lie), and he LOVES to talk about "full medical, vision, and dental" benefits for teachers (even though that is just plain stupid)...
... but he NEVER mentions the median salary of a NJ Teacher: $57,467. Does he think that maybe people will hear that and say, "You know, that's not really a lot for someone with a college degree"?
I propose a new drinking game: every time Chris Christie mentions the median teacher salary, take a shot.
I promise, you'll stay sober as a judge.