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Sunday, January 13, 2013

How Many Golden Globes Did "Won't Back Down" Win?

Congratulations to all of the Golden Globe winners tonight! Hey, how many awards did the "blockbuster" reformy hit Won't Back Down win? You know, the film that was "based on a true story" that wasn't true and wound up becoming one of the biggest flops Hollywood has ever seen?

I hear Maggie Gyllenhaal and Viola Davis were at home washing their hair tonight...

Well, maybe Michelle Rhee can pass out a bunch of gift cards on Bill Gates's dime and generate a buzz in time for the Oscars. That ought to get Philip Anschutz to take some time out of his busy anti-gay and pro-creationism activities to pay me for my script to the sequel, Won't Back Down II

Call me, babe; we'll do lunch...

This year, "Won't Back Down" gets everything it deserves...

3 comments:

Karen Foster said...

Just when we begin to believe that there is no justice in the world.

Michael Fiorillo said...

Actually, Randi Weingarten is writing the script for the sequel. The working title is, "Will Back Down Every Time."

Sources say it's a troubled production, and Bill Gates may need to be called in as script doctor.

isthisrob said...

Barack Obama and the Democratic Party get co-writing credits.